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Top 30 Party Schools of 2016

As you might already know, I'm Shmacked has been closely following the college party scene over the last 4 years, making stops at all of the biggest schools to document its' students lives outside...

Top 10 Worst People You’ll Meet at College

College breeds the worst kinds of people, unfortunately. Here's a ranking of the most annoying, disgusting, and overall unpleasant people you'll meet at college. Several college students from different universities across...

Escaped Tiger Makes Morning Traffic Worse Than It Has To Be

Shit, alarm goes off already late for work. Why is it so fucking hot all the time? Dammit, who brought all this sand into the living room? Well, today can’t get...

15-Foot Tree Stuck in Woman’s Grille, No Biggie

There are things in this world that just don't go well together. Socks and sandals, ketchup and eggs (seriously- what is wrong with you guys?), and oh yeah I forgot, trees...

Zika: The Only Thing That Will Spread Faster Than STDs on Spring Break

Who doesn’t love Spring Break? A week long booze fest I’ll never want to forget but probably won’t be able to remember? Count me in! As a society, there’s no denying...

The 5 Stages of Going out When You Said You Wouldn’t

Midterms are upon us. As hard as we try to will that fact away, to tell ourselves that that ten page paper will somehow just happen and that Friday morning test...

Ivy League Removes Full Contact Practices

The one sport in America that owns Saturdays and Sundays in the Fall has had a dramatic change in recent years. I’m talking about Football! The hard hitting, grinding, pumping iron...

Music To Dance To (March 2016)

  Listen to this month's exclusive Music To Dance To playlist  

Your Friend’s Major Is Stupid and This Is Why

We all have friends of different majors, and often times when they reveal those majors to us or other people, we can't help but to chuckle to ourselves. There will always be...

10 Outrageously Inappropriate Song Lyrics You Sang Your Heart Out To As a Kid

Turns out the artists of the early 2000's had more to offer than just their super original song titles and stellar fashion sense: here's a taste of the music that guided us along...

Shortest Suspension Award Goes to Kappa Sigma at the University of Arkansas

This past week, the Xi chapter of Kappa Sigma at the University of Arkansas may have been part of the fastest removal and reinstatement case in greek history. According to university...